My youngest daughter will be two tomorrow. It reminds me of something funny my older daughter said when she was two. She was in the bathtub and I had the bright idea to read the Bible to her. So I started in John and read "the Word became flesh." She immediately said "I want to flush the toilet."
Recently, we were about to take the kids to Chuck E. Cheese's. The older daughter said to the younger daughter "want to go to Chuck E. Cheese's?" The younger daughter says "baby Jesus."
Coming from an adult these could be considered sacrilegious. Coming from kids I consider them sacred.