I've seen a ton of infomercials recently that are pushing the new mini-blender called the Ninja.
As I thought about it, I realized that it's biggest competitor is the Magic Bullet.
In case you are in the dark, one of the greatest questions among my generation is this:
who would win in a fight, a pirate or a ninja?
Don't believe me, google pirate vs. ninja. There's even games like Pirate vs. Ninja dodgeball for the Xbox 360. The question is for real.
I wonder if it's just a coincidence that the inventors of the Ninja named it the ninja. It could be a conspiracy.
Maybe the inventors of the Ninja mini-blender are a secret society of Ninjas who are convinced that the question of the pirate vs. ninja has far more implications than just fantastical curiosity?
Could it be that the question of our generation will come down to the sales of mini-blenders?
*Disclaimer* - Like I said, this post is of no spiritual import.